just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets
Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.
Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.
Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.
Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE
Can comfirm, i am Quite Fat ™ but i still hit my punching bag hard enough last week make it touch the ceiling and broke a finger in the process
You know, I train with (martial arts) a bunch of dudes, and a few bodybuilders have showed up over the years.Â
And every damn one of those huge shredded motherfuckers has the endurance of a fucking newborn puppy. Fifteen minutes into warmups and they’re panting for air like like they’re about to die. I’ve sparred them and every one of them telegraphs their moves about two weeks in advance, and are slower than my dead grandpa because their huge useless muscles get in the damn way.Â
Now. I also work with a couple of guys who are not weightlifters. They do, however, do very physical jobs and are Big Dudes. Picture this sort of build.Â
No abs to speak of, a bit of a tummy, and those motherfuckers can pick up one of the weightlifters and throw them.Â
And they’re fast. Like, unfair fast.Â
Bodybuilding culture is bullshit. Embrace your status as a giant barbarian and if anyone gives you crap throw them off a mountain.Â
i know wanting Philip to die is a funny meme at the moment but i dont think a lot of people realise just how much of a shitbag he is.
warning for racism, ableism, misogyny and general shittiness
This is barely skimming the surface of his shittiness. Long story short, fuck Prince Philip and i hope he burns in hell
Here’s an article sourcing a bunch of these, and an analysis detailing exactly why it matters that this man said these things:
Prince Philip is a museum piece – a living, breathing, mobile, jolly good fellow, smiling, handsome, charming great-grandpa who happily walks about, uttering obscenities while his entourage try to cover up for his “indiscretions.” But these are not “indiscretions” or “gaffes.” He means what he says and he says what he means. He is the living memory of an entire history of imperial hubris now being actively repressed to offer a more liberal, tolerant, cosmopolitan character for the British and, by extension, “the European.”
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it’s not just that he’s wildly, flagrantly bigoted and utterly unapologetic. It’s not even just that he’s one of the most famous people in the world, continuing to platform these kinds of egregiously damaging, even dangerous, sentiments. It’s everything he stands for. It’s what he represents.
He says it out loud, and in doing so, makes it that much easier for the more cunning kinds of killers to fly under the radar and get away with acts of aggression that might otherwise be recognized as such. He says it out loud, and in some ways, that’s a blessing.
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but no amount of “barbarous truth” can negate the fact that the bigots who push the boundaries do so on purpose, to make it easier for the subtler racists and more patient oppressors that come after them. If we’re used to hearing world leaders say things like “Oh yes, there’s a lot of orphanges in Romania - they must breed them,” how much harder will it be to name and recognize the racism of your employer when they say they just don’t think you’re ready for that promotion, but be sure to ask again next year?
If a prince can say it out loud, a teacher will mutter it to the students in the classroom. One more famous director will incorporate it into one more award-winning film. A politician will think it, and sign off on another pointless war.
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